UK recipes: leave the parsnip in the gruel for six hours until the flavour is completely purged
US recipes: fricasee twelve furlongs of salt with your garbage disposal’s MaxPro yiffing wand
Boyfriend Goals:
- Wears the same unwashed Mudvayne t-shirt he’s had since High School
- Huffs Jenkem behind Citgo with 14 year olds despite the fact that he’s 27
- Has a youtube history that consists entirely of Pewdiepie and 9/11 truther videos
- Spends most of his weekends playing Modern Warfare on his first generation Xbox 360 which overheats in two hours
- Lives in a trailer with his cousin who steals cable from his neighbors and has had a warrant for his arrest out for three years
